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Apex Asshole Mug
Apex Asshole Mug
Apex Asshole Mug
Apex Asshole Mug
Apex Asshole Mug
Apex Asshole Mug
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Apex Asshole Mug

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Sorry but not sorry, this belligerent mug commemorates the deep and abiding love between Darrow and Sevro with one of the best moments from Dark Age.

Badass-class DNA detected,” a sexy voice says. Nothing leaps at me from the darkness. “Profile match for: Darrow of Lykos. Best Friend. Also known as: Reaper, Boss, Howler One, Apex Asshole, Brother, Mustang’s Bitch. Second-class clearance granted. Welcome. I apologize for warning shots. Master has been notified of your skulking. Stickyfinger traps deactivated. Help yourself to a glass of scotch, Best Friend. Take in some music, Reaper. Admire the trophies from the decimated enemies of the noble Howlers, Boss. Enjoy the extensive pornography library, Howler One. Relax in the sauna, Apex Asshole. It has no traps. But above all else, steal nothing, and enjoy your stay in…
Sevro’s Palace,” Sevro’s voice adds very seriously.

• Ceramic
• Height: 3.85″ (9.8 cm)
• Diameter: 3.35″ (8.5 cm)
• White print area
• Color rim, inside, and handle
• Dishwasher and microwave safe

 

**A note on shipping: in an effort to save the home planet this product is made to order and shipped directly from the factory to keep down waste. There is a turnaround time of approximately 8-14 days.